pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

scavenger-of-metals:

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

I want ten.

scavenger-of-metals:

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

I want ten.

the-love-child-diaries:

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

Fuck yes

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

image

when i look out the window to see the older dog just

image

oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview